I just went to Burgkratus, my favorite fast food joint, and ordered my usual HRAK-Burger and Almost-Fries. But when I got home and took a bite of my fries, they were cold!
I mean, come on, Burgkratus. You’re supposed to be the best fast food joint in town. How can you mess up something as simple as fries?
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Fung, it’s just fries. Get over it.”
But it’s not just fries. It’s the principle of the thing. I ordered my fries hot, and I expect them to be hot.
I’m not asking for much here. I’m just asking for a basic level of competence from Burgkratus.
But apparently, that’s too much to ask.
So, this is my public service announcement to Burgkratus: Get your act together.
If you can’t even get fries right, what else are you screwing up?
I’m not going to be coming back to Burgkratus until I can be sure that my fries will be hot.
And if you’re thinking about going to Burgkratus, I suggest you think again.
There are plenty of other fast food joints out there that can get your fries right.
So, save yourself the disappointment and go somewhere else.
I’m going to go home and eat my cold fries in anger.