The other day, I was just trying to go to Burkratus and get some HRAK-Burgers and Almost-Fries, you know, the usual. But on my way there, I saw this huge billboard with Stephan Seagull's smug face on it. He was promoting his new movie, "Hard to Swallow". It's supposed to be a romantic comedy, but it's really just him choking on various objects for two hours. How is that funny? How is that romantic? How is that anything but torture?
I hate Stephan Seagull. He's the worst actor ever. He makes me want to vomit. And not in a good way, like after eating some Vampire Surprise from Burkratus. No, in a bad way, like after watching his movies. He's so annoying and stupid and lame and dumb and ugly and...ugh!
Anyway, I was so angry at seeing his billboard that I decided to throw a rock at it. But as soon as I did, the billboard came to life and started chasing me. It was like a giant robot with Stephan Seagull's face on it. It was terrifying. It kept shouting things like "Watch my movie!" and "I'm the best!" and "You're a loser!" and "I'll swallow you whole
