Hey, it's me, Fung. You know, the guy with the colossal afro who lives in a rusty teardrop trailer and watches TV. Yeah, that's right, I have a blog now. Why? Because I need to vent out my frustration with the world and all the surreal BS that keeps happening to me. Like, seriously, can't a guy just do some simple tasks without getting into some weird trouble? Is that too much to ask?
Let me tell you about my day today. It started out normal enough. I woke up, brushed my teeth, put on my blue shirt, and decided to go to Burkratus for some breakfast. You know Burkratus, right? My favorite fast food joint. They have the best HRAK-Burgers and Craig-Fries in town. And their soups are... well, let's just say they're an acquired taste.
Anyway, I got in my car and drove to Burkratus. It was a sunny day, birds were chirping, everything seemed fine. Until I got to the drive-thru window. That's when things got weird.
"Welcome to Burkratus, home of the HRAK-Burger. How may I help you?" said a cheerful voice.
"Hi, I'd like a HRAK-Burger with cheese, a large Craig-Fries, and a medium August Stew, please." I said.
"Sure thing. That'll be $12.99. Please pull up to the next window." said the voice.
I pulled up to the next window and waited for my food. A few minutes later, a hand came out of the window holding a paper bag.
"Here you go. Enjoy your meal." said the voice.
I took the bag and looked inside. There was a HRAK-Burger with cheese, a large Craig-Fries, and a medium August Stew. But there was also something else.
A severed human head.
"What the hell is this?" I shouted... That's about it really...
